seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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lloveyou:

ill give you my virginity for christmas.

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

thesassycat:

coming out of the movie theater during the day like

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You lived your life and I’ve lived mine… now it’s time we lived them together

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

©THEME